P3ANUT''S TalkShow...LoOoLsz

02.24.09

HellO everybody & welcome to another exciting blog by P3ANUT !!

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please..you're to0 kind..you shouldn't have..LoOoLsz

so0 i am sure it's been super long since i've written anything on HL's Blog..
well im back with a new topic... Females

i do not even know where to start !
i go to an all girls catholic school downtown..located in tha heart of Manhattan..lol

quick question..how many parents are thinking about sending their 'darling' daughter to an all girls catholic school ??
DON'T do it !!!!!
it's social suicide...tehehe =D
do you think im being dramatic ?
well im not if only you guys knew how disgusting..disturbing & hypocritical it is...im sure you'd think twice about sending your daughter to an all girls catholic school
so i've been attending my school for about 3 years now..im a junior

since i've been at school i've learned that there are NO such things as real friends..maybe you'll get lucky and find one or two but odds of that is slim to none

girls back stab other girls in this school like its going outta style !!
they literally sit in your face..give you a hug..& steal your sidekick right outta your back pocket !
other times..there are the more bolder ones who plot things out; & when they do steal your [explicit] they change tha serial number in tha back so they wont get caught with your phone..

disgusting things go down in tha bathroom !!
im telling you..i'd rather scrub tha McDonald's bathroom on 125th than stand in tha bathroom in my school

girls do numbers 1 through 100 & whoops_silly
[explicit]s don't flush tha [explicit]ing toilets !!!!!
so im staring this beast in tha toilet..to0 scared to flush but yet fascinated enough to call National Geographics to report a runaway turd..LoOoLsz

& man i cant forget tha random sanitary napkins i see following me around to class..i turn left..there goes a kotex..i turn right..hey look its a tamp !
UGHsz !!!

this is a true story..
i swear this girl [name with held] was walking up tha stairs to class when her [explicit]ing pad fell off her from like tha friggin Heavens above !!!
like WTF ?! where in tha bloody hell did that [explicit] come from ?!?!?

craziest part is she had on tha school PANTS & she seriously looked at it and said 'oops..i dropped that' [u damn right u did] & picked it up & walked about her business !!!!!!

that [explicit] still boggles my mind til this day
smh

tha lunch !!
they be serving us liddo kitty kat & rats
lolsz nah
but today..tell me why tha 'chicken' smelt like sweaty armpits and hot goat sex !!

no bueno HL..smh
tha macaroni & cheese looks like a neon yellow motel sign that's telling us no vacancy..

can't forget about about tha [ Soap Opera Click ]
they are tha gay girls at my school who have a problem like every other day between them.
it's really THEE most funniest thing i've ever seen !!
like one lunch period Girl A literally begged for Girl B to take her back because she's in love with her & not girl C & D...
confused yet ???
LmaoO..it's really something outta tha soaps !!

quick fact: every 2 seconds someone converts from straight-ism to bi-ism or straight-ism to lesbian-ism without hesitation !!![explicit] is crazy !!!

LoOoLsz...that should be enough on my crazy school
i miss HL
until next time
tah-tah

X__P3ANUT